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SittingMooseShaman 
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Posted: 3/1/10 12:48 PM
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the phone rang loudly and quite annoyingly
over the quench-tank in the black-smithys' shop
as it hung on a spike- which had been driven
through the twelve-inch square soot-covered
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 2/24/10 6:32 PM
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battery operated "nightstick" with the raised 6 right twist.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town
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SittingMooseShaman
New York
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Posted: 1/27/10 12:55 AM
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...shyte...posted that on the WRONG thread...the chicken and road thing... so... lessee...
...her desk pending further... the effects of the WD40 and
Ol' Gran'Pa Mooses' Musket Oil fumes inhaled while she was
cleaning her trusted ol'...
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SittingMooseShaman
New York
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Posted: 1/26/10 7:57 AM
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...decided to follow that f***in' damn bastard
son of a silage-drunken quail descended cock-roosting rooster
chicken accross the road.
That chicken's been crossing that ********
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 1/21/10 10:28 PM
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...but I never stopped to read the label.
The producers are STILL trying to figure out why Jon was out that late in that neighborhood. The chief of police is chained to her desk pending further...
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lotsip81
Minnesota
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Posted: 12/13/09 4:51 AM
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Scooby Dooby Doo, and you know how he loves his scooby snacks. But I always really wondered what was in those things....
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 11/10/09 10:47 PM
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...to make bathtub gin. After that he filled it with helium and inhaled it. But rather than sounding like Donald Duck, he sounded like...
NOTE: Billy, go to the beginning and start reading.
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Posted: 11/7/09 8:56 AM
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What the Hell????
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tigwelder56
Florida
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Posted: 11/5/09 8:15 PM
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decided that it was time to let the public know that it wasn't her at all! Turns out that it was that whining little prick Jon! He tried to trash Kate even further than he already had. He's
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beltbuckle
Ohio
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Posted: 11/5/09 1:34 PM
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camra crew, production staff, and anyone unfortunate enough to be in the area. After the orgy she was so overwhelmed of her decision she.....
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agonist
vernon, CT
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Posted: 11/5/09 1:29 PM
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get all weepy and tell everyone how much she loves her kids and she wishes their lives were perfect. Of course, as soon as the cameras are off she's bangin' the whole....
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 11/5/09 11:37 AM
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...the Chief had no choice but to Taze the idiot. Of course, the Internal Affairs has the baton in the lab for tests.
The morning paper was still trying to find out how or why Jon was at that
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tigwelder56
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Posted: 10/29/09 10:30 PM
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the body cavity of your choice in Jon's (of Kate + 8) body! You know my choice... He's proving that suicide should be an acceptable practice in this country! But of course this wimp threw another "Mantrum" and...
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beltbuckle
Ohio
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Posted: 10/29/09 6:50 AM
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Please continue on!
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 10/29/09 3:31 AM
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Long pause...
Really now. Has everyone died? There were some laugh out loud comments here.
Shall we continue?
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ShootSS
Salem, MO
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Posted: 2/3/09 12:01 AM
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...wiped all my finger prints off the thing, and headed a few blocks over to my mother-in-law's house. She's always good for a couple of laughs. I had JUST gotten behind the wheel after putting
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lotsip81
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Posted: 2/2/09 9:51 AM
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eyes rolled closed, and I was the hell outta there!! But should I continue to the gunsmiths shop or not? But no matter what, I gotta get rid or that spear gun. So I...
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tigwelder56
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Posted: 1/30/09 12:14 AM
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hit him in the chest with that 12 Gauge Bang Stick! They're made to kill Sharks, and in this case it was a worthless two legged Shark. He lived long enough to see his heart and lungs sprayed against the car behind him. Just as soon as he fell, his ...
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ShootSS
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Posted: 1/29/09 9:29 PM
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...his filthy stinking existance. The week before, I had gone skin diving and my spear gun was still on my dash. This is a truck after all.
You should have seen his face when I...
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tigwelder56
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Posted: 1/25/09 6:23 PM
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stopped at a red light. Before I knew it, my door was open and some punk grabbed the 500 S&W off the seat next to me. He opened the case and without looking, cocked the piece and took aim. The moment I heard it click on an empty chamber, I gave him the last surprise of...
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agonist
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Posted: 1/21/09 8:41 PM
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the firing pin was broken. Damn it! Off to the gunsmith. On the way I...
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tigwelder56
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Posted: 1/13/09 10:13 PM
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put the .500 S&W Magnum in my mouth and pulled the trigger. Then I realized...
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lotsip81
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Posted: 1/12/09 8:30 PM
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just another piece of the puzzle, or was I a suspect? It was a tough call, so I....
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agonist
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Posted: 12/30/08 7:04 PM
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a kidnapping and murder that had taken place a month ago. She said she had a good idea who'd done it but the DA couldn't make a case. She figured I was....
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lotsip81
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Posted: 12/30/08 12:24 AM
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here on official police business, why wasn't she in a police vehicle. She told me she was there on "unofficial business", and had some information for me that I desperately needed to hear. It had to do with....
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ssrs10
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Posted: 12/26/08 9:28 PM
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The Chief of Police and she had a HUGE
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